Скрытый код в шотландской народной песне о козлище с кривым рогом

In a public house somewhere north of the Grampians, a crofter could stand and sing the praises of his finest ewe, and half the room would drink to a sheep that never existed. The ewe with the crooked horn was hardy, thrifty and never once sick, the best beast a man had ever owned. She was also, as everyone present understood perfectly well, made of hammered copper. The crooked horn was the coiled worm of an illicit whisky still, and the milk she gave was spirit run off a peat fire in a hidden glen. The code existed because the stakes behind it were eviction and ruin. Through the early nineteenth century an entire Highland economy ran on stills the law had made criminal, hunted by a growing force of excise officers the glens knew as gaugers. To speak of the trade at all, communities needed a language no gauger could swear to in court, and they found it in a song about a sheep. The place to begin is with what the law had done to the glens. Why the Highlands Turned to Illicit Whisky Distilling The law had left the glens with nowhere legal to go. The Excise Act of 1814 prohibited any Highland still with a capacity below 500 gallons, a threshold Colonel David Stewart of Garth described as a complete interdict on the region. A still of that size would have consumed more grain than an entire Highland county could harvest, and assembling the peat and wood to fire it was physically and financially impossible in remote country. A lawsuit the same year barred Highland distillers from selling their spirit south of the Grampian Mountains, closing off the only market worth reaching. The crofters were not short of grain, because agricultural improvement had given them a surplus, but the quality was too low to cart raw to distant Lowland buyers at any profit. Distilling it was, as one contemporary put it, almost the only method of converting victual into cash for the payment of rent and servants. Communities weighed eviction against the excise laws and chose the law of survival instead. The romance of that choice should not be overdone, because the trade carried real violence toward excise officers and by no means every Highlander approved of it. It was nonetheless a defense of livelihood before it was ever a crime of appetite. The scale of the defiance was extraordinary by any measure. In 1782 more than 1,000 illicit stills were seized in the Highlands, and the seizures barely dented the trade. Gaelic speakers called the apparatus a phoit-dhubh, the black pot, and the name was earned in earnest. Archaeologists at Ben Lawers have recovered a copper collar from one such still, hidden in a stone bothy beside a burn, one of five known smuggling sites on a single nature reserve. Signup now to make sure you don't miss out on the latest whiskey news and deals. By Signing up, you accept and agree to our Terms of Services and you acknowledge our Privacy Statement. The Whiskey Wash is protected by reCAPTCHA, and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply. Signup now to make sure you don't miss out on the latest whiskey news and deals. By Signing up, you accept and agree to our Terms of Services and you acknowledge our Privacy Statement. The Whiskey Wash is protected by reCAPTCHA, and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply. The Folk Song That Hid a Whisky Still The most famous version of the ewe’s song came from an unlikely pen. The Reverend John Skinner, an Episcopalian minister in Aberdeenshire, wrote “The Ewie wi’ the Crooked Horn” in Scots around 1780, setting it to a reel already popular across the north. The tune was older than his words and more Highland than his parish, appearing in the MacFarlane Manuscript of about 1740 under the Gaelic title An caora crom, the crooked ewe. On its surface the lyric is a farmer’s extravagant lament for a prize animal. She never needed tar nor keel to mark her, because her crooked horn identified her among them all. She kept her own jog-trot to the fold and the cot, and once lay a week and longer beneath a wreath of snow without harm. Then a villain comes in the night, and the farmer finds only the horn beneath a bush of thorn, his ewie stolen and felled. The second reading was set down in print within living memory of the smuggling age. The fiddler and collector Captain Simon Fraser, annotating the tune in 1816, wrote that the ewe thus celebrated was none other than the whisky still with its crooked horn, the distilling tube, which gave more milk than all the sheep in the country. Read that way, the villain with the knife becomes the gauger with a warrant, and the stolen ewe becomes a still seized and broken up. Whether Skinner intended the code or merely borrowed a tune that already carried it cannot now be settled. The ambiguity was the whole value of the thing, because a man could sing his still’s praises in a public room and swear honestly that he was mourning a sheep. The Gaugers Who Came for the Ewie The men the song guarded against multiplied within a single generation. In 1778 there was one Excise officer in all of Perthshire above Dunkeld, and he had almost nothing to do. By 1822 the same district held eleven resident officers in full activity, reinforced by rangers and extra supervisors riding between the glens. Stewart of Garth observed drily that whenever an officer was placed in a glen, he was not long without business. Stewart knew the trade at closer range than most commentators. A tenant of his own grandfather was so identified with the craft that he was known simply as Donald Whisky, and Stewart joked that if every smuggler of his own day were named after the trade, five of the most numerous clans conjoined could not produce so many of one name. Against surveillance on that scale, the small portable still was the only workable design, light enough to carry between bothies and cheap enough to abandon when the rangers crested the hill. The coded songs traveled with it, along with a whole farmyard vocabulary that let neighbors discuss malt, mash and market without saying a dangerous word. What the Illicit Whisky Age Left Behind The end came through the ledger rather than the courtroom. The Excise Act of 1823 allowed small-scale distilling under a license costing ten pounds plus a set payment per gallon, and smuggling died away over the following decade, though not without a fight. George Smith of Glenlivet took out one of the first licenses in 1824 and carried a pair of pistols for years against former colleagues who regarded him as a traitor to the glen. What the legal industry inherited was not merely a market but a craft kept alive in the bothies. The generations who ran small pot stills under threat of seizure carried the practical knowledge of malting, fermentation and slow distillation straight into the licensed distilleries that took their names from the same glens. The ewie survived the transition too. The song is still sung as a lament for a stolen sheep, and the second meaning still sits quietly inside it, waiting for anyone who knows what a crooked horn once poured.